When three brothers find themselves with too much free time, an endless stream of thoughts, and a knack for veering off topic, the chaos that ensues is guaranteed to have you in stitches.
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Consumerism, Materialism, and pure, unfiltered Capitalism. That’s what Danny thought this episode was going to be about—a cold, ruthlessly efficient breakdown of commodities. But then his brothers went and got all sappy on him. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we’re opening up our personal vaults and talking about a few of our favorite things. We’re tracing the fine line between junk and treasured heirlooms, diving into everything from the absolute perfection of a Zebra F-301 pen to the timeless comfort of Winnie the Pooh…and all the weird, random gear in-between. Want to get to know
Frankenstein’s monster. Dracula. George W. Bush. Sure, those fictional horrors keep us up at night, but the real-life history behind them is, dare I say, way more terrifying. On this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast, we’re opening the vault on actual historical impalements, failed corpse reanimation, and aristocratic socialites who had absolutely no chill. Strap in, Twaddlers.
Picture this: a court stenographer, a judge in a powdered wig, a defense attorney... and a goat on the witness stand. Welcome to Twaddling Along! This week, we’re exploring the bizarre history of animal trials and tort reform. We’re talking real courtrooms, real judges, and very real legal action taken against non-human defendants. Put on your barrister wig, grab a oversized gavel, and let’s dive in!
Had a hard day at work? The spouse getting on your nerves? The kids conquering small subcontinents in Southeast Asia? Well, do we have some tricks for you! This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we try our best to de-stressify our lives the only way we know how…STRANGELY. From walking slow to breaking things to cafes full of crying people, we want you to be happy, and gosh darn it, we are going to force it down your earholes. Love You.
Coming to you from the Twaddling Along Headquarters (our parents’ basement) we are feeling especially patriotic today. On this, the 250th year of our independence from the dastardly English, we feel deeply connected to this native land of ours. And to celebrate, we’ve decided to question everything. Is America the land of the free, or a land of secrets? Did the Illuminati sabotage the turkey to keep it from becoming the national bird? And finally, did aliens hide beneath the powdered wigs of the founding fathers? All this and more on today’s episode.
Happy 250th Anniversary, America. The Twaddling Along Trio crank up their definitely not OSHA‑approved time machine and drop in on George Washington, from his early days as an overly confident British Major to his reluctant‑revolutionary era to his post‑presidency stint as a whiskey mogul. Josh digs up facts no one asked for, Jake tries to draw Washington and somehow invents new Founding Fathers, and Danny leaves halfway through because he suddenly remembers he has a thing. It is patriotic, chaotic, and only loosely educational, which makes it classic Twaddling Along
This one goes deep, folks. We’re talking about death and taking a swing at that impossible question: What actually happens after we die? What qualifies us to tackle it? Absolutely nothing. And absolutely no one. But that’s never stopped us before. So we dive into the wild patterns of near‑death experiences, the stories of people who’ve brushed the edge, and the strange, stubborn hope that keeps showing up in all of it. And because we refuse to stay solemn for too long, Josh also attempts to negotiate with air vegetables. Balance, right?
This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we enter into an ancient world of human myth and legend as we talk about tricksters. From Loki to Coyote, from things that go bump in the night to mongooses demanding bacon…or is it mongeese. Also, Danny confuses Idris Elba with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Josh gets distracted, and Jake almost kills Josh. All that and more.
We are suspicious. Very suspicious. We don’t think that ANYTHING is true…except for our love for our listeners. The true conspiracy is how you continue to put up with our Twaddling. Join us this week as we go back to some historical conspiracy theories. Also, go back and listen to your favorite.
Have you ever thought you were dead? Has your hand worked independently from your brain? Have you ever sought treatment for the inability to perceive…ANYTHING? This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we delve into the spooky world of the brain, and when it goes wrong….really wrong. Will Danny’s left hand stop the podcast early? Will Jake suddenly go face-blind? Will Josh have every symptom of everything we talk about? Find out on this week’s episode.
We tell campfire stories…Twaddling Along Style. What does that mean? Well, we ramble on for far too long, make up convoluted stories, have to edit out large blocks of video, and in general just twaddle about for an hour. Hooray for us. Also, Aesop ain’t got anything on our fables.
We’re back after a 2-week, 2-day absence (my fault). This week, we delve deeply into the spy world… the animal spy world that is. Are Pigeons bugging you? Well, they might actually be bugging your phone lines. Are Squirrels secretly traveling to D.C. with audio equipment? Will a Polish Bear ever get the rank of sergeant? All that and more on this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast.
My tummy hurts … I was going to get to it … I don’t see it … you do it so much better than me. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast we throw every husband under the bus spectacularly. I mean, there is no going back gentleman, its time to pack it up and accept that we all deserve to be on the couch for a few days. To all you women out there putting up with us, we’re sorry.
You wake up and find yourself trapped in your own body. The room is quite, but you have the unsettling feeling that you may not be alone. You desperately look around for help only to find a shadow lurking in your doorway. You can only make out one thing on it, its anime convention style hat. That’s right Twaddling Afficionados, the trio delves deeply into the truly spooky and somewhat unsettling lore of the shadow people. We delve into esoteric teachings of the Hebrews, the fascinating world of the Jinn, and the modern day tales that are sure to keep you up in the night. But don’t worry, we al
Behold the majesty of the Lady Columbia with her mountain’s of majesty hued in purple, her laden soil of green, and some idiot trying to survive going over a waterfall. That’s right, peeps and pals alike, this week the Twaddling Along Trio tackles the thunderous all-American (minus the Canadian side) Niagara Falls. We talk about the survivors, those not so fortunate, the future and the past of the mighty and majestic sight. Also, Danny has kidney stones, Jake tells jokes, and Josh’s love letter to Canada is unpatriotic. All that and more.
You find yourself in a sunny field, surrounded by falling leaves of a nearby tree. You allow yourself to see all your problems fall like the leaves. Then…The Twaddling Along Trio comes in and RUIN EVERYTHING. That’s right listeners, today we are diving and delving into the world of ooohmmms and lotus positions as we talk about meditation. Do you meditate? Do you want to meditate? Well, find a YouTube video because heaven (or nirvana) knows we don’t know how to find our inner peace.
Raise your banners boys, its time to get spooky AND historical. On this week’s Twaddling Along Podcast Jake takes us back to the Revolutionary War to talk about the spooks, sprites, ghosts and ghoulies. Of course, we start off by Josh telling us a story about jabbing Danny in a dream and laughing, and we just devolve from there.
Once upon a time, in a land much like our own, people came together and created something great, marvelous, and epic. It was meant to showcase a country on the rise and the grit of a people determined to rise from literal ashes. And then, it burned again. Today we’re talking about the 1893 World’s Fair in Chicago, and it’s a fun one. Cracker Jack, Aunt Jemima, refrigeration, serial killers, political assassination… my goodness, could we ask for more? Join the trio of Twaddlers to find out.
It starts by counting your steps to the bathroom, and ends with you ramming your car into a slower driver because you know best. This week on the Twaddling Along Podcast, we talk about that internal scoreboard that you set up for yourself every day. Are you racing against yourself to get out the door? Are you secretly writing the best emails in the office? Are you competing with your brothers wordlessly every day? Two truths and a lie for this podcast all. Plus, check out our new and amazing portraits from Jake.
No…You are not dreaming. We are back after a whirlwind of a vacation down in Florida. Do we talk about the record crowds, the arctic winds, the disease and suffering we went through? Maybe for like a minute. But for the rest of the time we ignore our own story and focus completely on the worldwide myth of giants. Are they fallen angels? Are they just mutants of nature? Can Josh find a way to say poop a dozen times. Find out on today’s Twaddling Along Podcast.
It's that time of year when you start making goals for yourself. Well…The Twaddling Along Trio is also thinking about how to better ourselves, too. We thought we’d try our hand at running a marathon, until we came across this absolutely crazy story on how a marathon can go REAL bad. Join us as we delve into a past that includes rat poison, stolen peaches, drunk Cubans, cutoff shorts, cheating, lying, and more at the 1904 Olympic marathon. This is a fun one.
Happy New Years Twaddlers! This week, on a very special episode of Twaddling Along, we decide to give unsolicited advice about marriage. What’s our credentials? We don’t have any, so take everything with more than one grain of salt. In this episode you will find that Jake hates dishes, Josh chokes on hair, and Danny is hoping he’s not sleeping in the dog house. Its a fun one.
Happy Auld Lang Syne and welcome to 2026 fellow Twaddlers! On this year ending episode, the boys delve into the rather spooky, sometimes terrifying tales of time slips. What would you do if you were shot backwards (or forwards) in time. As a side activity for this week’s episode, see if you can see how many time slips you can hear on the episode, because we had to edit out LOTS of coughing.
Merry Christmas everyone. Twaddling along the Victorian Era again as we chat about the astounding author, Charles Dickens. Really, we just wanted an excuse to quote different Christmas Carols. Also, Josh over emphasizes, Jake mocks Alec Guiness, and Danny has a cold. So jump on, tune in, and have a wonderful holiday season.
Twaddlers, Waddlers and those inbetween, welcome to a very optimistic episode of Twaddling Along. This week we discuss Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. We start from the ground up. Are you fed, clothed, comforted, loved and feeling a little transcended. Want to know how to get there? Well, don’t ask us. We just hope that we can be a part of your journey to self-fulfillment and enlightenment. Or, just let us make you laugh a little, think a little, and never have to worry if we are subject matter experts.
