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49ers owner Jed York proves you’re never too wealthy to go slumming for pussy. Or, as Jeff says, you’re never so wealthy that you can’t eat at McDonald;s. Also this week: * The Cos and Lemon pop up at the same time, creating the TGO Multiverse. * Are we doing anything on Election Night? * Topol, the smoker’s tooth polish. * Brian hit the wall at work, b/w driving in a circle doesn’t impress Jeff. * Jeff has guys. Brian used to have guys. * Should we record a show on the way to the concert, b/w davenports and chesterfields. * A French tourist died in Death Valley. * Three thirteen-year-old boys
This week’s show is completely off the rails (in a fun way), starting with a bear breaking into a woman’s home to steal her leftover KFC, and continuing with: * Gangs, Teams, bear experts, and broskis. * Brian could never have been a gay. * In an unheard of series of events, the boys had lunch together and are going to a concert next month. * Godsmack discussion, b/w local rock radio loved Godsmack and Local H in the mid-90s. * Brian introduces Jeff to the Hays Code, b/w Faye Wray’s hard nipples. * Local news is introduced to gooning; women are being attacked at Dollar General stores. * The mi
It’s not as much of a surprise as it should be that a preacher was banging an underage boy; the plot twist is that the man of god has HIV and didn’t tell anyone. Also this week: * James Gregory and filling up the gas tank. * The boys debate starting a gay dating app called Pillow Biters, b/w gay sex in Nazi Germany. * Sugar Drop grapes. * Brian has dumped out in every bathroom at his new job. * Jeff’s got nothing going on, except he’s planning his pre-retirement. * Two men were arrested for having a machete fight, b/w Machete. * Frankenstein, haunted pussies, and Elsa Lanchester. * The Feel Go
Once again this week, more old men are getting swindled by young pussy, except this time the girl is arrested for stealing from, basically, everyone she meets. And more: * This show really needs a gay to explain things. Not a character, but a real gay. * The Asian noise. * Magic Shell and the Cock Sock, b/w Marvin the Martian cock toppers. * We finally address Jeff’s throat rattle and sniffing on the show. * Loving old man cereals. * Someone’s farts – or some other chemical fart spray – cleared out a Spider-Man screening. * Redheads are back, b/w Lucille Ball had a weird face. * Doug stepping
You’re never too old to learn a lesson. For example: If you’re a 67-year-old man looking for a “sugar baby,” you’ve got to expect things will go south on you. Also for you this week, our humble listeners: * You’re never too old to get a twitch in your pants over a dreamy young man. * Brian is back at the casino on a regular basis. * We haven’t played Jeff’s intro all season long … UNTIL TODAY! Whoooo!!! * A windshield wiper incident. * Brian: “McNuggets never gave me diarrhea.” * Brian insists Jeff is not that much smart, b/w waxed midgie pussy. * Update: They’re finally going to look for Amel
Brian didn’t feel like doing show prep this week, so the boys spent a whole day trying to decide which videos to watch. And we got there, also talking about: * Branch Rickey and light minor league baseball talk. * Jeff thinks the boys should take colonoscopy prep together. * The first video is showing kids how to be good people, and obviously we’re not good people. * Brian likes to run red lights. * Western style versus Mean Jerk Time. * Putting the pathetic in empathetic. * Walter Reed’s sexual harassment training video from the 1980s. * In the end, it all comes back to sucking seed. * A Cauc
It’s a short show this week, because Brian feels terrible and needs to get home and pump himself full of water and over the counter drugs. But not before we discuss the dead body that sat in the grocery store for four hours due to some corporate nonsense. Also: * The boys hate grocery shopping, but love old man cereals. * Brian watched Citizen Vigilante, declares it’s dog shit. * Brian had an embarrassing fecal incident at his new job. He wouldn’t post a picture of it on X, but he’s willing to do something else for the show. * A Chubby Checker digression, b/w Chubby's "folk" album. * Update: I
At what age should you know never to swim in any small, muddy body of water in Florida? Sooner than 31, we say. Way sooner. Also: * Brief July 4th conversation, and Brian once again busts Jeff’s balls for his toilet paper Kleenex gimmick. * The guy in Ft. Wayne, Indiana who cut his cock off, set it on fire, and used it to set a garage on fire, b/w Boston Corbett castrated himself. * An Oklahoma woman grabbed a firework from her daughter, and promptly put on her Summer fingers. * A female Milwaukee cop was knocked out by fireworks, and the way female cops are going, everyone is lucky she didn’t
What better way to celebrate America’s birthday than by taking the week off? But fear not, we’ve recorded a Video Store of us watching an episode of “Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura” where they discuss the Kennedy assassination. Eventually we lose patience with this low IQ dummy and tap out, but before then, we’re having a great time. Have a listen. (Recorded June 4 for broadcast July 3.)
This week, an absolute pimp of an 85-year-old man was caught in his tiny car, smoking a cigarello, and driving 110 miles per hour in a 45. He was arrested (along with another guy) for drag racing. (We have the video of his arrest, too.) Also: * Brian is obsessed with Hollywood Graveyard. * Brian made a serious tactical error trying to do something adventurous at work, and learned a lesson. * Light baseball talk, b/w Brian almost does a spit take. * When a fart goes up your ball bag. * We’re doing Jocktober this year. * A woman working at Arby’s spit into a customer’s food, giving her herpes. *
