Privacy Settings

What secrets are there on your phone? Time to find out! Comedian Will Sebag-Montefiore gets his friends, comedians and celebrities to hand their phones over on live radio, to dig through their saucy screenshots, dramatic Dms and nonsense notesapps. Will and his wide variety of guests explore our relationships with our phones and all the weird mysteries we can find… Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, unrestricted, unfiltered and unlocked.

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Episodes 37

Ken Cheng Has FINALLY Solved Racism - And It Involves Other People Buying Him Stuff
11d ago · 1:00:04
Joining Will today is comedian, writer and former professional poker player Ken Cheng. Ken tells us how he managed to solve racism in his Instagram DMs by getting someone who had sent him racist slurs to buy him a mahjong set as an apology. Elsewhere, Ken explains why winning Genius Game has completely ruined playing games for him, his worrying addiction to mobile games, and his memories of Quibi (the short-form streaming service that no one else remembers). We also find out about Ken's upcoming stand-up shows for Chinese students who don't speak any English, where a translator will sit next t
Bilal Zafar Still Plays Angry Birds Like It's 2011
18d ago · 48:38
Joining Will today is comedian and writer Bilal Zafar. Bilal takes us through his phone, where we discover an alarming obsession with Angry Birds, his suspicious habit of retweeting Alan Sugar's most bizarre tweets, and an endless collection of to-do lists that somehow only seem to create more things to do. We also dive into billionaire Bryan Johnson's increasingly strange quest to live forever, why anyone on the internet knows anything about his son's erectile measurements, and whether self-improvement has finally gone too far. Guest Bio: Bilal Zafar was nominated for the lastminute.com Best
Jonathan Oldfield Teaches Us How To Go Viral, How To Make Pasta "The Traditional Way" & How To Lowball on Vinted
25d ago · 49:17
Jonathan Oldfield takes us through his phone, where we discover his suspiciously wholesome obsession with watching Italian nonnas make pasta "the traditional way", his heated Vinted reviews, and why we end up buying him a vintage Casio watch live on the podcast. We also hear his genuinely terrible podcast pitch, The Rest Is Venom, where Bear Grylls and Amanda Holden are repeatedly injected with venom for reasons that never become entirely clear. Jonathan attempts to justify following a fashion influencer w hose content is, according to him, "strictly for the outfits", and somehow manages to ma
Exposing Sophie Garrad's SCANDALOUS Hen Party
1mo ago · 49:18
Sophie Garrad has over 1000 daily reminders on her phone... and she think it's normal. Sophie takes us through the absolute chaos that is her phone, including the worrying number of incest jokes she somehow keeps finding herself making, her scandalous hen party and settles the age-old question of exactly how many cookies is too many cookies. Along the way we find out why weddings turn otherwise sensible people completely feral, whether your phone says more about you than you'd like to admit, and just how many notifications one person can live with before it becomes a genuine health hazard. Oh.
Molly-Rose Treves Accidentally Became a Lawyer in Thailand
1mo ago · 49:23
This episode brings us the most UNBELIEVABLE story yet. Molly-Rose Treves explains how a trip to Thailand ended with her friend being accused of stealing a motorbike, landing in prison, and Molly somehow pretending to be her lawyer... and apparently winning the case. Elsewhere we get into Molly's sudden fascination with Buddhist beliefs, her addiction to listening to positive affirmations, why Sunny-D deserves more respect, and her deeply personal vendetta against the board game Catan. Guest Bio: Molly-Rose is an award-winning actor, writer and comedian.She has performed at The Young Vic, The
Imogen Andrews Can't Stop Making Prank Calls
1mo ago · 49:07
Imogen Andrews loves a prank call. Unfortunately, she's not very good at them. Joining Will today is comedian, content creator and character queen Imogen Andrews. After attempting one of the worst prank calls ever recorded, we dive into Imogen's IBS, the bizarre DMs from men obsessed with wool balaclavas, why every character she creates starts with choosing the shoes first, and her very co-dependent relationship with her best friend. Along the way we discover why prank calls should probably stay in the 2000s, whether every comedian secretly people watches for material, and just how weird the i
Harriet Richardson Has the Most "Unshareable" Phone Ever
1mo ago · 49:36
Harriet Richardson has the most "unshareable" phone that we have ever had or will ever have. Joining Will is performance artist, writer and sometimes stand-up Harriet Richardson. Harriet lets us in on the "OCD nightmare that is her relationship with her phone. We go through her stress levels, her notesapp and obsession with weird AI content. After Harriet uses her therapists techniques on Will, we go into her tattoo performance art, her experiences on fetlife and the absolute mess that is her Instagram dms. Guest Bio (https://harrietrichardson.com/about): Harriet Richardson is a London-based p
Jordan Brookes Has Nothing to Hide on His Phone - But He Probably Should
2mo ago · 48:31
Here is what is hiding on Jordan Brookes' phone. Joining Will today is the longest reigning Edinburgh Comedy Award winner in history who misses the soft patch in his skull that he had as a baby, it’s Jordan Brookes. We dive into Jordan's phone, his top tips for what not to flush down a toilet, his odd relationship with his cat and the bizarre chat up lines he gets in his dms. Jordan teaches us how to go on holiday in your head, how to deal with your tweets being stolen and what it means to be on wikifeet. Guest bio (PBJ Management) Jordan's most recent show, Fontanelle, was a critically acclai
Planes, Trains and the Manosphere: Esther Manito's Phone Exposed!
2mo ago · 49:17
This week on Privacy Settings: What's hiding on comedian Esther Manito's Phone? Joining Will today is stand up comedian, relatable family woman and a big fan of a “proper ham and cheese sandwich” its Esther Manito From her son's obsession with planes, to how she stays busy on long trains, to her keen interest in the Manosphere, Esther Manito opens up to Will about what's hiding on her mobile device. Check out Esther Manito's live shows and podcasts here: https://www.esthermanito.co.uk/ Will dives into Esther's Instagram, which features the most cursed "18 images that hit me like a train and st
Alfie Dundas Slid in Bukayo Saka's Dms
2mo ago · 54:15
Alfie Dundas dms famous footballers, forgets how to order coffee and loves terrible nightclubs. Joining Will today is comedian, stand up comedian, the host of the Alf and Soph show , and the only comedian to be scouted by Arsene Wenger, it's Alfie Dundas! Alfie has an average of 4 hours 50 per day, one of our lower screentimes. Which is enough time to walk to, from here, Hanwell zoo and see their famous ring tail lemurs. With Alfie we played real or fake musicians, went through his rejected Bafta jokes and found out his weird coffee ordering routine. Make sure to check out @alfie_dundas on You
Natasha Devon Feels "NAKED" Going Through Her Phone
3mo ago · 48:47
Natasha Devon pitches us her TV ideas, explains her lack of empathy for chickens and teaches us how to avoid ham in Prague. Joining Will today is writer, LBC broadcaster, and a mentor on the 2012 hit show Gok’s Teens: The Naked Truth, its Natasha Devon! Will goes through Natasha's notesapps where he discovers her drunken TV show ideas, her photos where he finds a strange meal that she had in Prague and her favourite playlist "Sl*tty Songs for Hoes". Guest Bio (Source: Wikipedia) Natasha Devon is a writer, campaigner and broadcaster. Devon has a weekly radio phone-in show on LBC. She began writ
David Thomas STORMS OUT the Studio 4 TIMES
3mo ago · 48:35
We could barely keep David Thomas in the studio for this one! His phone must be interesting! On this week's Privacy Settings on FUBAR Radio, Will Sebag-Montefiore is joined by comedian and small dog impersonator David Thomas! We sign David up to apple arcade plus, have him do a mental health quiz and play his incredible game Ruddles! David Thomas' screentime was 47h 46mins a week, which is enough time to, as of recording, watch all of the privacy settings catalogue 4 times! We also dive into some internet nostalgia with Happy Tree Friends, ASDF Movies and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Chapters: 0:00
Dominic Allen Spent 2 HOURS Hiding Nudes on His Phone
3mo ago · 48:48
Dominic Allen curses Sullivan Brown, tries to hide his nudes from us and summons the spirit of a ghost to defend himself. Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore today is actor, a member of the apocalypse players podcast, and the ghost lawyer of the board gaming channel No Rolls Barred, its Dominic Allen! We go through Dom's reasonably short screentime and show him a clip of his "subordinate" Sullivan Brown accusing him of being "cruel". That didn't go well... After this we delve into Dom's search history and give him a nerd quiz on role playing game Call of Cthulu, social deduction game Blood on the Cl
Rosalie Minnitt has endless beef, marries her cab driver and shows us her hinge
3mo ago · 49:29
Rosalie Minnitt has the beefiest phone we've seen yet... but who is she kicking off with this week on Privacy Settings! Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, performer and the woman who’s Robot musical definitely deserved to win a bafta, it's Rosalie Minnitt! We discuss her many phone accessories, her obsession with The Meg 2 and her (very rational) fear of bedbugs. Who is Mr Fantasy? Why did her cab driver try to marry her? Why is Dylan looking at us like that? All these questions and more answered in this episode of Privacy Settings, on FUBAR Radio. Guest Bio: Rosalie Minnitt is the cre
We Hacked Stevie Martin's Voicemail
4mo ago · 48:31
Stevie Martin has probably forgotten that we changed her voicemail message... but we haven't! Joining Will today is comedian, actor and the woman facing the wrong way down the tunnel of life, its Stevie Martin! We go through Stevie's screentime including their weirdly large amount of time spent on the clock app, her search history (in which we find out if Northern Ireland is part of Britain) and look at a picture of a hole in her notes app. Guest Bio: Stevie Martin (Taskmaster, Mitchell & Webb Are Not Helping, 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown) has been doing online comedy for a while (45 millio
Max Fosh Calls Mr Beast, Shows Us His Saucy Search History and Steals Our Show Idea
4mo ago · 49:31
Max Fosh calls Mr Beast (maybe), reveals his embarrassing search history and fails to explain why donkey's have crosses on their backs. Youtuber and comedian @MaxFosh joins Will Sebag-Montefiore to go through his phone and expose his grubby little secrets. Max opens up about his first ever brand deal, his daily average screentime (long enough to watch his last 23 videos) and why he felt it was ok to steal our idea for this show, 5 years before we made it. Max joined us just before his viral Sidemen Charity Match Yellow card moment! In Max's Dms we find out that someone has messaged him 637 day
Peter Rugman shows us thicc goblins, cursed paddingtons and the secret to whimsy
4mo ago · 49:06
Peter Rugman shows us thicc goblins, cursed paddington bear videos and the essence of whimsy Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, actor and star of the Nonstick Pans, Peter Rugman! Peter Rugman can't seem to stop googling if Will can leave his wiff for petey, his photos app is full of Baldur's Gate lore, thicc goblins and his many lookalikes and he's terrified of robot Paddington Bear hosting the Baftas. Peter also tries to guess video game release years, regal as us of his adventures trying to find Star Fox merch and pontificates on the balance between grief and whimsy. Guest Bio: Born
Kyrah Gray Teaches us About Tippy, Tism and Fruit Love Island
4mo ago · 48:00
Kyrah Gray joins tippy and tism, otherwise known as Will and Producer Hugh to teach us about Fruit Love Island, the evils of phone snatching and how to become a voice actor. Kyrah has a brand new show at the Soho Theatre Wednesday 15th and Thursday 16th of April. Get tickets here. Kyrah spent 6 hours and 24 mins on her phone on monday, enough time to cycle (5 hours and 25 mins) to the East Anglian Railway museum and spend roughly the recommended time exploring their exhibits. (The museum has a wide collection of locomotives and rolling stock, some of which are fully restored, three are convert
Ben Pope, Member of Team Helmet, Sings us a Chicken Shop Hymn
5mo ago · 51:18
Ben Pope, the founder of Team Helmet, definitely absolutely loves his phone... Joining Will today is comedian, writer and the only stand up comedian that we can definitely confirm has read at least 1 book, its Ben Pope! Ben Pope has only actually had a smartphone since 2019 and is therefore still working it all out. His photos app is a collection of whacky random things he's found and his screentime is one of the lowest we have ever seen. Ben pope joins us just before his filming of his new special The Cut, on April 9th, tickets here. Guest Bio: Ben Pope is a stand-up comedian, bookseller, wri
Cecily Hitchcock Has A Bold New Idea for the Traitors
5mo ago · 48:17
What if the Traitors was about something not very algorithm friendly? Cecily Hitchcock pitches Will Sebag-Montefiore her idea for a brand new Claudia Winkleman show... Joining the show today is comedian, actor and baritone singer Cecily Hitchcock! The two go through her bizarre hometown of Crambourne, Cecily's creative idea for a new hit TV show and her fascination for weird old jellies. Want to see what Big Bird would look when crossed with a Teletubby? Cecily Hitchcock made sure to show us with her incredibly cursed Facebook market place. Guest Bio: Cecily Hitchcock is a comedy siren, crowd
Daisy Doris May Teaches Us Manchester Chat Up Lines
5mo ago · 49:07
Daisy Doris May wants the longest beard ever and is kind enough to teach Will some Manchester chat up lines! Joining Will today is Character comedian, drag king and the artist formerly known as Fidddddly Bob Wood-ley its Daisy Doris May! Daisy loses her phone so often she's turned up with a phone that isn't hers... It's her partners old one. But don't worry we still managed to go through her notesapp sketches and her whatsapp group chats. We even get an exclusive read through of their first all characters included sketch. Steve Porters, HÄNS OFF and The Divine Karen Moonstone all being intervi
Ali Woods Has the World's Most Straight White Male Phone
5mo ago · 49:17
Comedian, content creator and the mind behind straight male fashion, otherwise known as the overshirt, Ali Woods. Has Ali Woods googled anything other then football? It's time to find out! Ali and Will discuss AI in comedy, why you shouldn't care about screentime and Ali's failed sketches. Ali has a relatively average screen time of 8 hours a day, but is confident that we shouldn't care, you're welcome Mahatma! Make sure to follow @aliwoodsgigs on Instagram and TikTok, and of course go to aliwoodsgigs.com for tour dates. This episode also features an unusually large amount of chat about Jeffre
Zoë Grünewald is the World's Most Savage Google Reviewer
5mo ago · 48:49
Today WIll exposes the most embarrassing thing of all, Zoë Grünewald being earnest on her phone!!!! In today's episode Will is joined by journalist, writer and broadcaster Zoë Grünewald. The two go through her definitely very normal DMs, from being invited to a curry on LinkedIn to being told to stop slouching on her website, Zoë gets it all. After this we dive into Zoë's secret reddit account, which mostly features reality TV drama and pictures of her adorable cat peaches. Then Will explores the deepest inner workings of Zoë's psyche, her google reviews. From scathing take downs of local cafe
Sullivan Brown Sends 45 Minute Voice Notes and Loves John Travolta
6mo ago · 49:24
Sullivan Brown once reached the maximum length for a voice note at a whopping 45 minutes, also he knows the (alleged) truth about John Travolta... Joining Will today is comedian, actor and communist monopoly survivor Sullivan Brown! The two go through Sullivan's fudged up screen time stats, his attempts to use google reviews to date and the real history behind Monopoly. Guest Bio: Sullivan Brown is a Content Producer at the YouTube Channel No Rolls Barred. Where he is described as "an extremely silly man who enjoys cups of tea and Chelsea Football Club. Though rubbish at most board games, Sull
Vittorio Angelone - Our Phones Are Listening to us and We're All Going to Die
6mo ago · 54:07
Vittorio Angelone throws his phone across the room and tells it to f*ck off! There must be some good stuff on there then... Joining Will Sebag-Montefiore is comedian, classical percussionist and proud Zootian, Vittorio Angelone. He loves crocs, sometimes bins full bags of cookies and once stole some studs from Sports Direct. Vittorio is also the host of A Guide To Parenting Podcast, with fellow comedian Mike Rice. Will makes sure to ask Vittorio the BIG QUESTIONS such as; is your phone catholic or protestant? and, Don't you hate it when your phone be buzzin? Vittorio famously only follows two