Primary Attribute Incorporated

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Primary Attribute is a Castles & Crusades actual play podcast where our cast unravels the mysteries of Arx Moltimus, a mountain fortress that contains the last surviving city, as it flies through the sky above a world consumed by a supernatural corruption and attempts to hold out for just a little longer. Battles are fought, romances blossom, secrets are uncovered, and city infrastructure is maintained against all odds.

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Episodes 276

243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History
4d ago · 1:23:13
The defense of the Arx continues as it descends slowly towards the ground. It's even doing so in a controlled fashion! So that's nice. Less nice are the corrupted infantry, tigers, and minotaurs, oh my! Grickx is ready to fly the Bug Stomper. Nacho Cheese Vons brings the frag to his grenade. Jyessi keeps firm in her stance on the Corruption. Steamboat Willie does the most metal thing imaginable. Cool Ranch Vons leaves behind a nice surprise. Wealdroa gets a new perspective on events. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
242 – Beginning Approach
7d ago · 1:06:09
Let's land this thing! It's a giant mountain, how hard can it be? The party forms ranks with the rest of the defenders of the Arx and stands ready to take on whatever the Corruption will throw at them. Perhaps literally. Steamboat Willie works an angle. Jyessi gives Annie Oakley a run for her money. Nacho Cheese Vons calls down the fury of the heavens. Grickx orienteers. Cool Ranch Vons gets the deets. Wealdroa brings the boom. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
241 – Allocating the Resources
17d ago · 32:40
It's time for the party to dramatically lean over a map, point at things, and make strategic choices about where to assign their tactical resources. Because what are the friends you made along the way, if not ablative armor and/or cannon fodder? I mean, uh, loyal battlefield allies! Yes. That. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA030 – Leveling to 12!
20d ago · 40:32
It's time for one last level up before landing this thing! Everyone grows immeasurably in power, by which I mean incrementally and in a way defined by exact numbers. Basically the same thing. Also, potions are distributed the PCs, as well as the general populace. Because SOCIALISM. Grickx breaks the game. Steamboat judges air strike strategies. Jyessi's sword is more powerful than magic. Wealdroa makes their mech slippery. Nacho Cheese Vons brings out a part of himself thought long-forgotten. Cool Ranch likes to move it move it. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom
1mo ago · 1:09:44
The party crams in some last minute studying before the exam. And by studying, I mean pharmacological research, and by exam, I mean "holding the line against a Corrupted horde." So it's still basically the same as when you learned the entire textbook the day before your class final in college. Jyessi remembers the forgotten. Grickx carries. Wealdroa's knowledge of coconut magic is tested. Vons does his own research. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack
1mo ago · 1:17:54
The second set of drills is here, and the party practices their own parts in this master plan. How well will they do when they're the grunts, not the commanders? Like, that sounds like it could be hard?? Steamboat streaks. Vons tries not to suffocate people. Wealdroa gives Joe a hard time. Jyessi hangs out with her dad. Grickx makes things spooky AND scary. Cool Ranch parkours across people. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
238 – Such A Specific Phrasing
1mo ago · 1:14:41
Drill time! It's drill time! The party drills the Arx citizenry on what to do in case of a landing during a Corruption onslaught. Will they manage to whip these folks into a focused fighting force? Or is everyone going to be goofing off while the teacher desperately tries to get their attention? Vons hosts a foam party. Steamboat blocks, tackles, and pulleys. Wealdroa introduces mages to new ways of exploding. Grickx gives Spielberg a run for his money. Jyessi gets down to business. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose
1mo ago · 1:24:54
Steamboat Willie's fighting a moose! A corrupted moose! With no backup??? Everyone else scrambles to figure out a way back to help, but in the meantime we get to see how well sheer courage and audacity stack up against over 1000 lbs of raw, furious strength made flesh. Cool Vons goes around the back. Steamboat slickens his spear. Grickx busts out the Elven. OG Vons claims ownership. Jyessi dreams of bare-knuckle boxing. Wealdroa struggles to discern between the dream and the real. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Scheduling note: no new episode on 7/8. We'll
236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole
2mo ago · 1:21:46
The grand experiment has gone awry, and now the Corruption attacks our brave scientists. With birds, the deadliest weapon (and confounding factor) known to Arxkind! How are they going to manage to start a small fire under these conditions??? Steamboat uses the boost! OG Vons weighs the pros and cons of a forest fire. Jyessi finds something in her inventory. Cool Vons poses for the poster. Grickx finds what was in front of him all along. Wealdroa is in a stone box. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener
2mo ago · 1:15:17
It's time for a grand experiment! Can a dream fox start a fire so bright that their friends in reality can see it? Bonus question: How well can player characters handle being invisible? Wealdroa forgets something important. Vons moves to intercept. Grickx wiggles his fingers all creepy-like. Steamboat Willie goes up, up, and away! Jyessi attempts tactical charades. Cool Ranch Vons is such a ninja, you guys. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!
2mo ago · 1:04:59
Vons finally revealed his terrifying dreams to the rest of the party. Now it's time to dig in and figure out how these things work and if we can use them for something cool! And let's throw in an emotional betrayal for fun. Vons runs out of string. Grickx realizes someone missed a backstory cutscene. Jyessi goes euuuuugh. Wealdroa describes non-traditional methods of bonding. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit
2mo ago · 45:31
Did you know that sometimes people sleep? And they risk dreaming?? Every time they do it??? Today, we follow Vons in a cautionary tale about what happens when you take that risk. Vons hates on Elvish make. Jyessi doesn't take "don't worry about it" for an answer. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
232 – Always Have a Backup
3mo ago · 1:10:44
It's always good to have a backup plan, so the party works on building themselves (and the citizenry) another escape route. As a bonus, they to get to visit with a few old friends! Steamboat shakes down. Vons is proud of what he's accomplished. Grickx puts together a mandatory training. Wealdroa finds a way to put magic missile into everything they do. Jyessi plans family picture day. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)
3mo ago · 59:36
We're back for Part 2 of our dive into other RPGs we dig. This week we cover Night Witches; loose, improv-heavy games; and take a dive into accessibility in RPGs. Whit receives recognition as an author. Adam enforces. Erin shares one of their great unsolved mysteries. Ian checks the sadness meter. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)
3mo ago · 39:59
This week, we try something a little different and talk about some other RPGs we enjoy! I know, we're *so* brave to admit it's okay to like more than one game. In our first of two episodes, we cover In Nomine and the Dresden Files RPG. Let us know if you enjoy these sorts of episodes! We'd be happy to do more if y'all find it interesting. Whit recounts a teenaged misunderstanding. Ian thinks it's the children that are wrong. Adam pulls out the ol' Cuban Missile Crisis comparison. Erin shares thoughts about French Catholicism. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It
3mo ago · 1:03:39
The rest of the party tries to help Wealdroa make a good decision when buying a mech body. Tries. Sort of. Cool Vons loves spoilers. Grickx checks reimbursement rules. Jyessi discusses a different kind of construct. Wealdroa likes 'em thicc. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire
3mo ago · 59:30
Vons has to hurry, or he'll be late! He speeds along faster than a rabbit with a pocket watch, but it wouldn't be Vons if there wasn't at least one tangent along the way. Oh, and some other party members show up or something. Vons gets his paws all over someone else's equipment. Jyessi knows a little Kindness goes a long way. Wealdroa has a personal conversation in public. Grickx checks his reputation score. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy
4mo ago · 1:16:49
The party continues to prepare for the upcoming landing. Whether that be by honing their weapons, considering what sort of body they want to ride into battle, or keeping themselves emotionally healthy by spending time with loved ones. I know, the last one feels off-brand to me, too. Steamboat Willie makes something worthy of the Red Bull Flugtag. Wealdroa goes to a smoke shop. Jyessi's pretty sure they're supposed to talk about feelings now. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
228 – Kobold Nipple Lore
4mo ago · 1:11:40
It's time to do some campaigning! Grickx and Jyessi go out to knock on doors and talk to voters directly about the important issues of the day, like not letting everyone die from the Arx crashing, their feelings, and where they stand on all their past mistakes. Grickx busts out the suspenders. Jyessi avoids a hot mic situation. Vons gets somewhere he shouldn't. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
227 – Unpronounceable
4mo ago · 1:18:37
The party finishes their night of partying, campaigning, and learning about personal existential threats. Then, for a nightcap, they conduct a home invasion. Grickx sells the surface. Jyessi is inherently trustworthy. Wealdroa remembers she forgot something. Cool Vons gets nachos. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. No new episode on 4/8. We'll be back to our usual schedule on 4/15.
226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb
5mo ago · 1:11:43
The party members each take some "me time" to go party. At the same place? Whoops. The only way this can get more dire is if two of them wore the same outfit! Cool Vons gets into the local art scene. Grickx shows the dance floor how it's done. Jyessi runs the merch table. Wealdroa gets some interesting news. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com
225 – Arxeology
5mo ago · 1:14:20
Preparations for the landing process begin. Everyone does their best to support the effort, ensure the safety of their loved ones, and make a killing on the glue market. Grickx gins up support. Wealdroa goes to a fancy store. Jyessi shortens their commute. Vons hears the ocean. Check us out online! We're https://www.primaryattribute.com
SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It
5mo ago · 1:23:39
We reach the thrilling conclusion of Triassic Playland! The party's really throwing their own spin on the story, and they decide to try a novel approach to solving their problems: shotguns. Vons reconsiders pet ownership. Grickx wears many hats. Jyessi shows the difference between a park ranger and an Arx ranger. Wealthy stands alone under a streetlamp. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Regular episodes resume next week!
SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work
5mo ago · 1:26:51
The party heads out into Triassic Playland for a sedate tour in state of the art EVs. All everyone needs for the day to go well is for the electricity to stay on and, preferably, for the weather to stay nice! Wait, what are those ominous clouds doing on the horizon? Grickx throws off the chains of fate. Wealthy gets double-lost. Jyessi pokes shit. Vons toys with something heavy. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Scheduling note for those wondering: There's one more part to Triassic Playland after this and then we'll be back to our main campaign!
SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes
6mo ago · 1:28:07
We had a player down so it's time for an acting. Welcome to...Triassic Playland! As you can tell by the title, it's even *more* majestic than the original. Strap in as everyone gets to pet the dinosaurs and have a nice time. Definitely that. Wealthy glistens sexily. Grickx threatens a child. Jyessi's ovaries explode. Gex revisits a fan favorite role. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

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243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History

242 – Beginning Approach

241 – Allocating the Resources

SA030 – Leveling to 12!

240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom

239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack

238 – Such A Specific Phrasing

237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose

236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole

235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener

234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!

233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit

232 – Always Have a Backup

SA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)

SA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)

231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It

230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire

229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy

228 – Kobold Nipple Lore

227 – Unpronounceable

226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb

225 – Arxeology

SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It

SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work

SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes

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Episodes 276

243 – The Greatest Album Cover In History

242 – Beginning Approach

241 – Allocating the Resources

SA030 – Leveling to 12!

240 – Ziplock Baggie of Doom

239 – Don’t Frack, It’s Whack

238 – Such A Specific Phrasing

237 – An Ontologically Evil Moose

236 – I Always Remember the Word Arx-Hole

235 – Sleepytime Tea Needs No Sweetener

234 – Tell Us About Your Liquids!

233 – Gorgeous Picturesque Outdoor Views of Bullshit

232 – Always Have a Backup

SA029 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 2)

SA028 – Other Awesome RPGs! (Part 1)

231 – Robert Rulesmasher Can Get It

230 – Getting On Like an Explosive On Fire

229 – Get in the F-ing Mech, Wealthy

228 – Kobold Nipple Lore

227 – Unpronounceable

226 – Rock the Vote in the Clerb

225 – Arxeology

SA027 – Triassic Playland (Pt 3): Real Torn Up About It

SA026 – Triassic Playland (Pt 2): Leave Plan for the Time to Work

SA025 – Triassic Playland (Pt 1): Insurance Purposes