She took it while she was showing the old Victorian house!
Two inch holes blown into the back end of panties!
Pound that minge baby!
The jack-o-lantern dick getting machine!
A woman needs a real bed!
The air smells real bad in the Kotex room!
Swing your hips take a dick to your lips!
Teeth matter when you're balling someone!
My longtime sexual fantasy girl was saved by Cream of Wheat!
I balled Stanley!
I saved a gorgeous carpet from being picked up by the garbage men!
I made a major P-fart bubble discovery!
Tight and pink shoot come down the sink!
She got herself off using a Milk Duds box!
She took one to the minge and was blown to bits!
Six and two drink some glue!
Cornholed by a store pony!
A supernaturally long penis!
The atomic air cleaning machines can't help us now!
Pussy air scrubbers/air purifying machines are running out of fuel in every state!
I got a phone call from someone that shouldn't be!
Plywood atomic bomb/drilldo fook box!
Minge dick grease for easy glide painless entry!
Pussy plungers for the hard to please woman!
A mole pulling a used rubber into his dirt tunnel!
