Stand-up comedian Phoenix West loves Nic Cage an unreasonable amount. Listen as he reviews Nic Cage movies and ONLY Nic Cage movies in a way that only he can: with unbridled passion and sarcasm.
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Cage in a Cage with animals no longer in a cage. Something like that? LIWstudios.com
Bro is a bird, let it be. Bro steals cars, let him be. LIWstudios.com
A classy crime thriller versus a bat shit crazy crime thriller. Which is better? We all know this already. LIWstudios.com
One moving has the word racing in the title and it isn’t the movie about racing. WW2 vs. boat racting. LIWstudios.com
Revenge versus the politics of vagina. Truly a battle for all time. LIWstudios.com
I have zero ideas what to expect from whatever this is. Our third time with Cage doing a TV show, the second one that wasn’t just a pilot. LIWstudios.com
Let’s make a sequel to that forgotten 1993 movie. Wait, not a sequel. Just a movie with the same character that died horrifically in the original. Keep making sense, Hollywood. LIWstudios.com
This was a rough era for Cage. His hair….was something else. His acting is sophistiCaged. LIWstudios.com
Terrible vs. Terrible. We all lost. LIWstudios.com
It’s a true Paul Schrader vs. the studio versus Paul Schrader using studio scraps episode. LIWstudios.com
Loud and nude vs black and white and nude also. LIWstudios.com
The Best Of Times shows Nick playing Nicky Coppola as a sex hunk. Never On Tuesday shows Cage as a big nosed Emo Phillips. Welcome To Hollywood does not show Cage. Werewolf Women Of The S.S. Shows Cage as a mustachioed Fu Manchu I suppose? Did it really matter who he was there? Just laugh and be done with it Cage. Which one wins? Do we win? No. LIWstudios.com
Cageus Christ The Carpenter. The point is, Jesus did some erotic snakework. LIWstudios.com
Army Of One is weird voice Cage versus barely in it Cage. Both 2016 I guess is the connection. LIWstudios.com
Haven’t seen it yet but I hear he’s in 4 amazing minutes of film. I can’t wait to find out. This is sure to live amongst the greatest westerns of all time. LIWstudios.com
Can Cage really surf? I really don’t know. I mean he wears leather jackets but he also collects dinosaur bones so it’s hard to tell where he falls on the surfing topic. LIWstudios.com
We both went to the theater to see Nic Cage in Longlegs a few months back and now we are ready to report on it. https://www.loiteringinwonderland.com/
An Arcadian Bird Place. LIWstudios.com
Two early roles with an annoying voice that is somehow found charming. LIWstudios.com
These Cage movies both came out in 2010. Other than that they have nothing in common. LIWstudios.com
Cage v. Cusack. Again. LIWstudios.com
Two movies where Cage fights demons. What could go right? LIWstudios.com
Two movies with kidnapped daughters from a strange period of Cage’s career. LIWstudios.com
Two Cage war movies that lose your interest. LIWstudios.com
Imagine a scenario where Nic Cage is Freddy Krueger. Now, Dream it. LIWstudios.com
